Think you or someone you know has an addiction to bacon? Here are 10 serious warning signs that you’ve got a fever and the only prescription is more bacon!
1. You need a separate plate just for your side of bacon at breakfast.
2. You break out into cold sweats when it has been more than 2 days since you last ate bacon.
3. You keep some bacon in your coat pocket “just in case.”
4. You sneak off to another room just to have one more strip of bacon.
5. Your idea of a romantic night in is to cook bacon.
6. You decide to make some bacon for a midnight snack.
7. You get depressed when you can’t find a bacon scented candle at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
8. You only wear stripes because they remind you of bacon.
9. You get excited when it rains because it reminds you of bacon frying.
10. You try to hide from your family that you were looking at more pictures of bacon on the internet.