I, the yet-to-be-named pig, am eagerly awaiting my name! I’ve heard anyway that many folks are taking part in the process of my naming (well, as a contest actually) to help me get my new moniker.
I try to be a patient pig, but it’s difficult when I have to remain so anonymous for so long. To make the time pass quickly, I’m taking advantage of my namelessness and anonymity while I still can! Ha ha ha. This morning there was an incidence of missing cookies, but how would I know–I only heard of it because I WAS out taking a mud bath at the time! Really!
However, someone said they caught me on camera at the scene. But what does that prove? What? You think that a cookie is missing and I took it? Well, how can you say it is me? It only can be said that the culprit shall remain nameless for now. Wink. Wink.