“Bacon is unbelievable and everyone knows it. It’s gonna be YUUUUUGE. Seriously, this is the best shirt you’ve ever seen. It’s bigly. Take my word for it.”
Bacon Trumps All T-Shirt
Pre-Order Sale! Order by April 30th. Shipping May 15th.
Pre-Order Special Price! Save 25%
Be the first to own this one-of-a-kind shirt with a passing resemblance to our 45th president! It is the perfect shirt for any bacon lover! Made of high quality 100% pre-shrunk cotton, this shirt will make a statement. Show the world how much you love bacon with this humorous bacon t-shirt at our special pre-order price.
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From the guy who has brought the internet some of the best bacon in America comes this amazing t-shirt. I am now offering this t-shirt to all bacon fans out there who would like to wear a distinctive t-shirt that celebrates their love of bacon.
This is my very first t-shirt and I’d love for everyone to have one. Whatever your politics, it’s true that bacon is probably the most amazing thing humans have ever created. After all, what is better than bacon? Nothing, that’s why “Bacon Trumps All.”
Jon Jakoblich, CEO & Founder of Bacon Scouts
Frequently Asked Questions
What does pre-order mean?
This is our first t-shirt design and we want to know how many people are interested in the shirt. A pre-order means that we haven’t yet printed the shirts so they won’t ship right away. Pre-ordering closes on April 30 and then we will print the shirts and have them in the hands of customers around May 15th.
How much is shipping?
Shipping is already included in the price of the shirt anywhere in the USA.
Do you ship to places outside the United States?
We are not accepting international orders at the moment.
Is there a limit as to how many shirts I can order?
Order as many shirts as you’d like!
When will I receive my shirt?
Shirts will be shipped out by May 15th and should take only a few business days to receive.
What is your return policy?
We’re not sure why you’d want to return such an awesome shirt, but in case you do, just drop us a line at email@example.com and we’ll work it out. We’ll give you your money back except the cost to ship it back to us.
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